Breaking News: A case of mistaken identity: Justin Beiber
Just over the wire:
A reporter for CNN has caused a storm in the news room of the major cable news company.
“I know what I saw and what I saw was a beautiful feminist,” spluttered Henderson Cooper, a CNN anchor of sometimes dubious regard. “Why are people finding a sighting of an attractive feminist so hard to believe? I know from life experience that sightings of pretty feminists are rarer than UFO reports but, come on, I am a credible reporter and what’s left of my reputation is on the line here.”
“It’s obvious that he sighted a normal woman with a pretty face. Not a rare occurrence. But, a feminist with a pretty face????? Go ahead make the whole world laugh out loud,” said Kid Rock.
The kerfufel didn’t slow down until it was reported that the whole episode could have been due to a simple case of mistaken identity.
It has been confirmed to us here at the Post and Bugle that Justin Beiber, the widely known celebrity and prankster, was playing a, well, a prank on his girlfriend by donning a woman’s wig and walking with an exaggerated sashay. Nobody thought it was funny except Beiber when the amateur newshound happened by with his cellphone camera switched on and began recording the whole event.
He then downloaded it to the cable news network that seems to latch onto fluff and twilight zone stories such as celebrity drunken tirades, three eyed kids from Chernobyl and wildly exaggerated stories of pretty feminists, ‘surely they’re out there somewhere’.
Henderson Cooper grabbed at the news, since it was right up his alley, and the whole sorry story went viral right across the US and then the whole globe from there.
But the next day a giggling Henderson Cooper apologized to the network’s viewers. “I apologize to the feminists out there if I offended anyone of their number. I will be more careful in the future with breakthrough news of this importance.”