Let’s just say the N.B.A. instituted a policy of affirmative action. Teams would be forced to hire more white players, who can’t and never could jump, thereby excluding more talented Afripean Americans.

What did you say… Afripean Americans? That’s right. You know, like our President, half white, half black. In science such offspring are called Hybrids. Yup! Now you’re getting it. The President is a Hybrid. And that is why he demonstrates that superior vigor that Americans sensed in him. That superior vigor that gave Americans confidence in him by the millions. John McCain simply lacked that vigor…to the same degree… and even Sarah Palin could not make up for all of it.

Hybrids are the strongest, most vigorous offspring that God/nature can produce. As the fertilized egg grows in the womb, the little guy picks out the strongest genes from two gene pools – Caucasoid and Negroid. In genetic terms the little fella has double the chromosomes that the average pure black or pure white fetus has to choose from. But, it doesn’t stop there.

Sometimes Super Hybrids are produced when our tiny guy has three buffets of genetic traits to choose from and remember, junior is not stupid. He is going to pick the best genes for himself. Every little guy in the womb is fiercely competitive and wants the best genes for himself. That’s how you end up with a Tiger Woods – so much better than the other pure-breds that sometimes the competition on the golf course turns into a lop-sided joke.

When you have humanity’s three major race groups…European, African, Oriental… offering up their genetic arsenals, buffet style, and the fetus is able to pick and choose which genetic guns he’s going to pick up and carry around in his holster, you can bet the farm that he’s going to grab the most powerful ones available for his shoot out with life.

If we go back to the N.B.A., you will notice, with not much effort that the players are almost always Hybrid in their genetic make up. That’s why they’re so incredibly good… the best in the world by far and much more gifted than non-hybrid teams from China, Europe and even Africa.

That’s right. Pure black teams from Africa are not nearly as good as their Hybrid cousins from America. And how could they be? An African fetus has a much more limited gene pool than a hybrid fetus. Thus, they do not shine in athletics the way our Africasians or Afripeans do… in fact, it’s not even close.

The melting pot that is America is what makes America unique and accounts for its Exceptionalism. How such a little country with only 5% of the world’s population could be the tiny tail wagging such a big global dog can only be accounted for by an understanding that hybrid genetics is the sole determinant of the Exceptionalism that is America.

The Gift of Hybridization to America

No book on social and personal behavior would be complete without a mention of the most virulent disease of our times – Political Correctness and the Purees, infected with viral Leftosis, who practice it. The name itself makes me think back to the unfortunate girl in the class who nobody wanted to sport with but everyone said they liked. I remember that girl and I often wondered if she had ever seen some guy’s Mr. Bo Dangles standing at attention. I do hope the Good Lord has spared her from a life as a femicrat… the natural home of most softeners.

It used to be that the softeners were whisked away to a nunnery. Unbeautiful girls were heavily discriminated against. And still are to this day. In fact, in some cultures, women are forced to wear a sac over their heads. But, with western influence, the women are encouraged to throw off their burqas so we can satisfy our curiosity and see their faces.

Well, they can put them right back on as far as I’m concerned. Talk about softeners! Man! Some of these women will give you an eye cramp. If Mr. Bo Dangles had legs he’d disappear into the corn field.

America has unintentionally misled itself almost from our very first beginnings. Everyone is not born equal. Everyone is born as an individual and is equal in the eyes of God but down on this world we are no more the same as Mr. Bo Dangles is to a zebra. (Have you seen a zebra? No, I mean have you really seen a zebra? You know, in mating season? I suggest that if you have any insecurities about Mr. Bo Dangles, especially if you’re a stubbie, then you might want to avoid the zebra exhibit at the zoo. Especially during rutting season. My word, you could beat back the philistines with those cudgels.)

Of course, the Founding Fathers were referring to the class structure of British society and they had a sharp message for the mother country. ‘Keep your Lords and Ladies. We are not going to have any aristocratic layering hanging over the heads of the citizens of our new Republic.’

So, naturally, we have created our own aristocracy. But our aristocracy is very fluid with individuals moving up to celebrity status and back down from it with head banging speed. America is unique in its hell-bent intent to create a celebrity aristocracy.

We promote certain individuals to celebrity status with but the merest of accomplishments. In fact, there are many who argue that our current president was celebritized solely on the basis of his rep as a motivational speaker. And, while we’re at it, would someone please tell me what ‘the audacity of hope’ means? No one is audacious for being hopeful.

Audacity and hope are the sparks that ignited America… made us unique among nations. Being audacious IS American. And hope, which manifests itself as optimism, is in the marrow of our psyches.The phrase ‘the audacity of hope’ is an oxymoron that only works if hope is the straw man for people who believe they deserve more than what they’ve got, more of what other people have earned without having to go out and damn well earn it themselves.

But, our political correctness is more insidious than someone creating a straw man out of hope. Except for slavery, we have never done anything more racist than creating affirmative action. You don’t think so? Well then let’s put it to a test, shall we?

COMING NEXT WEEK

The big ugly American ‘ism…racism.

Racism is simply too profitable for involved parties to ever give up on it. Racism is a well developed industry here in the good ole’ U.S. of A. Whole livelihoods and ministries depend on racism’s continuation. Indeed, tidy fortunes are made and maintained on the back of racism.

It’s all getting a little frayed around the collar but nonetheless, barrelfuls of cash are involved so don’t expect the profiteers to ever let it slip from their grasp. They will find new and creative ways to stoke the embers to keep the pot aboil. You can bet on that, cowboy. This is America and if you can combine victimism with capitalism you’ve got it made in the shade, Wade. (That big fat cash cow that you can hear wheezing down the road at you is just over the horizon. There is no force strong enough to stop the demands for reparations.)

Some racism is simply racial preference. In my volunteer work in schools, I have noticed something which at first discouraged me but after I did the research, I began to realize that I shouldn’t be discouraged at all. After all, I am an advocate of natural behavior so what I observed in the cafeterias of schools from the Orient to all across the U.S. should not disappoint me.

Here it is:

The kids in the cafeteria, being free to sit with whoever they prefer, choose their own race. The blacks with blacks, the Hispanics with Hispanics, the whites with the whites, and the orientals with the orientals. There are many exceptions but this is the general rule.

But why? Why do kids choose their own kind to socialize with? Why did American blacks vote in overwhelming disproportion (some 90%) for Barack Obama. Why are neighborhoods, throughout the world, self segregated? It’s very simple really.

Imprinting:

Imprinting is the process that every newborn child goes through in the early years. The mother’s face is the first image that is imprinted on an infant’s brain. That image never dies deep inside the brain of a developing child. He/she will select out his mother’s face from a group of other mothers.

This is where racial preference gets its toehold. The infant is greatly comforted by his mother’s face and will stay that way for the rest of his life. People who more closely resemble his mother’s image will bring him the greatest feeling of security. He will seek out those people for the rest of his life.

Racism? No.

Facial imprinting? Yes. 

1. Capital..’ism. 

Can you imagine anybody of sane mind wanting to tear down capitalism? But capitalism is a male invention so the whole Feminopoly hates it.

I once made the mistake of trying to explain how capitalism has brought the entire world a level of prosperity undreamed of only a few centuries ago. A young college castrate in the audience objected to what I was saying and informed me that I, yours truly, was “part of the problem”.

But I sensed there was something missing in his understanding so I asked him to define what capitalism meant. He couldn’t do it. He was just repeating the feminista dumbdung that he’d no doubt heard from one of his air-head profs. He had already donned the smudgy smirk of the left and he was therefore unsalvageable. I wasted no time trying to help him.

That documentary guy, Michael Moore, has asked if Capitalism is evil. Not surprisingly, he misses the point. As an example, he is standing out on the sidewalk in the cold winter rain with his arms wrapped around his freezing family. He is looking up as a roaring fire consumes his home. Standing there, it is understandable for him to think of fire as evil. But what he has not kept in mind is that fire has kept his family warm on many more occasions.

Fire is not evil. Neither is fire good. Same for capitalism. Both can and have been put to good use if properly directed. I realize that his home state of Michigan got hammered but, if the right incentives are provided, entrepreneurs will once again make the state prosperous.

GOVERNMENT CANNOT MAKE A COUNTRY PROPEROUS.

ONLY THE CREATIVE GENIUS OF ENTREPRENEURS CAN.

AND MOST OF THE ENTREPRENEURS ARE MEN.

SORRY GIRLS.

1. Individual..’ism.

Individualism is also a guy thing and therefore must be dumped over the side to make way for uniformity and same..’ism. That is directly un-American and expect the country to finally push back if uniformity is pushed down their throats.( Think health care.)

A little aside:

Why Europe will never again be great.

In a single word…SOCIALISM. The world looked on as Europe started its slide into socialism. Once the general population learns it can get something for ‘free’ there is nothing a democracy can do to stem the trend. Even with its recent attempts by some European countries to free the hands of enterprise, it is not possible to re-kindle the vast creative energies that it takes to lift a country out of its uncreative torpor.

The highest and best position for a young man to rise in France is to secure employment in the civil service. Never again will the innate genius of the French people germinate and flower as it used to and as it still does in the USA. Like spring wells, once they’re destroyed, they’re forever gone. And that is why America is in open revolt against the siren beckoning of socialism.

France used to be the USA of its times. It is indeed one of the great countries…of history. Its contributions in science, literature, philosophy and mathematics are stupendous and I suppose that I just find it painful because I am 12.5% of French ancestry. I have a secret wish that a new generation of young French men will move to the forward ranks, re-assert their masculinity and re-direct their country toward more freedom…which is a philosophy that their genius helped create in the first place.

Vive La France!

But government, academic and media personnel are often outside the machinery of what makes America work..they’re almost spectators…that is why Jefferson and the lily-white framers of the Constitution kept government’s role to a minimum. They knew that power corrupts and the more power you assign to employees of the state, the more the state becomes corrupted.

Bright, aware people ask themselves why the US has compiled a record of unmatched success in it’s relatively short history of existence. But some people are sharply embarrassed by America’s success and mistakenly feel that our success holds other nations down…nothing could be further from the truth

The Post and Bugle will give you the real reason and not the usual b.s. as to the why America has literally soared to pre-eminence among the world’s nations.

BUT WHY???

The usual reasons given: 1. Our priceless constitution (as scholars believe)

2. our rich ethnic mix (as immigrants /ethnics believe)

3. our pioneer beginnings(as entrepreneurs believe)

4.our natural resources (as oilmen will tell you)

5. our war of independence (as West Point will tell you)

6. our founding mothers (as feminists hold up silly signs for.)

7. our compassion (as liberals will lecture)

And, they are all a little bit right…but their single reason, in each case, does not hit the bullseye. There is a spirit in America, a mentality of optimistic ‘can-do’ that doesn’t exist in other countries. This spirit of optimism conquers so much adversity in the country because we harbor the deepest notion that we can’t be defeated/that we will not be defeated. To understand this steadfast optimism we have to go back to almost all the rest of the countries in our ‘global village’.

There is no country in the world…not one…

that TRUSTS its people like we do.

The individual is king in America, although this signature characteristic is what quietly pisses off the ‘liberal elite’ and all their toadies. And this is what we call…….

…FREEDOM

You have to take a look at our immigrants to begin to understand our

country. How could they have given up so much to come to America? If you do not ask this question then you cannot possibly understand the spirit of America.

Yes, people do flood into our country for the twin reasons of freedom and opportunity. But the people who come are the ones who already have a strong sense of self …the ‘self’ that yearns to be able to express itself; the self that strains against the bonds that strap it in, the bonds that won’t let the eagle take flight and then France, Russia, Cuba and all the rest of them wonder why they don’t grow a bigger crop of entrepreneurs.

So, we get the ones with the strong sense of self…and those are the families that the Marco Rubios come from and the Bobby Jindals and the Arnold Schwarzeneggers. They all have a strong sense of self and that makes them perfect for America.

We are a population of over 300,000,000…

…INDIVIDUALS,

and that dear readers is why we are so creative, so productive and so strong.

If you see reality for what it is;

If you hate to follow the crowd;

If you’re not a big pretender;

If you’re smart enough to see through the popular dogma of the day;

THEN YOU ARE AN AMERICAN REALIST

And then the Post and Bugle is your refuge in an America gone screwy with Political Correctness.

The writers at The Post and Bugle have the deepest sympathy for the Realists

The Big Pretender

I am certain that readers of The Post and Bugle have heard of the expression ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’.

But some of our new readers might not fully appreciate the rich, deep satire behind the expression. Basically, it is a story of pretend…of mass pretend…or pretend by the great mass of the population.

The Emperor’s New Clothes

Three wiley tailors convinced the Emperor that the new robes they had made for him were completely invisible by anyone who was not loyal to His Majesty.

Upon trying on the new clothes, all the Emperor’s good men exclaimed how handsome, wise, noble, regal and Emperor-like he now looked.

As a test, the Emperor went for a walk among the townspeople to see for himself how loyal his subjects were. Applause broke out at every turn until they passed a little girl who shouted, “Mommy, he is not wearing any clothes!”

Well!!!! The Emperor immediately covered his Royal appliance with his chubby little fingers and waddled as quickly as he could back to his palace never to be seen again.

No one dared talk about the unfortunate incident ever again and the little girl was sent away to live with a witch in the mountains to learn how to watch her tongue.

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We have a lot of sympathy for the individuals out there, all Post and Bugle readers,  whose intellect does not allow them to pretend things are one way when they are clearly the other.

If you see through an America drenched with gooey hypocrisy

If you find yourself uncomfortable with political correctness

If the PC crowd irritates the hell out of you

If you have the sense that America is a little off plumb

If you feel awkward and unsure of what you should and should not say in front of the ‘intellectual elites’

If you feel like ‘a fish out of water’ when in the company of Lefties, Feminists, and the others in the Liberal flotsam…

…then you have found your kindred souls, your like-minded friends, your refuge and…..

…indeed, your home at

The Post and Bugle

Our second civil war is beginning much like the first one did.

Quietly.

Hardly anyone paying attention. Sweet tea and corn bread anyone?

A splash of Kentucky sippin’ whiskey ( where they still know how to make a decent beverage)?

But that’s the way civil wars always begin. They only gather strength the closer they get. And our soon to be wrenching second civil war, is just over the horizon, just out of sight, and barreling toward us with immutable force. The age of DIS-ENTITLEMENT is about to swamp us in conflict and drown the unwary.

We have been running up the national credit card and we’ve had a lot of fun. Spending recklessly can be euphoric, even narcotic, and we have certainly enjoyed the ride, laughing all the way to the printing presses at the national mint.

WHOOPI!!! VOTE FOR ME.
THERE IS NOTHING I WON’T GIVE YOU
(except my own money, of course).
YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AS MANY
HANDOUTS AS WE CAN DREAM UP.

The Takers vs. The Makers

During mankind’s relentless march up the scale of prosperity, we have encountered many different ‘ages’ that have been named after the signature feature that marked the epoch. F or example, we have the stone age, the bronze age, the age of enlightenment, the reformation, the industrial revolution, etc.
And that brings us to our current age:

THE AGE OF ENTITLEMENT

A new civil war will break out in the near future in America and you can already hear the tearing of the fabric of our precious Republic. Those who make wealth, like entrepreneurs, or make a living like the gainfully employed, resent giving the ‘takers’ the capital they have earned by the sweat of their brow. But resentment by itself does not a revolution make. It takes more, a lot more. You have to add indignation which, by itself, is unmanifested rage which , stated another way, is merely anger on the back burner.
But to bring indignation to a boil you have to have leadership. Someone needs to step up to crystallize the diffuse indignation and squeeze it into a high density knot of explosive anger, much like a jet engine does with air just before it ignites it with kerosene…which is the smell you detect when you are in proximity to a firing jet engine.
Here’s the problem: Once the leader is in place, he is very difficult to get out of there for either of the takers or the makers. Right now, in America, the voices of the makers are just beginning to catch up to the growls of the takers. And herein lies the hot core of the reactor.

The takers are not going to go quietly into the night. They are being dissed…dis-entitled that is. They will fight sharp tooth and nail to hold on to the spoils they have gained over the last 70 years or so. Many, many a pocket depends on it. Just expect one hell of a fight because very seldom in history does any group holding fast to a tidy sum/power give it up just because some other group wants it.

Right at this point, the to-and-fro is about 50:50 with the takers trading blow with blow that the makers lob at them. Do not expect this evenly matched bout to stay evenly matched. It will not. If the political power of the makers ascends, the takers will become ever more vicious in protecting their turf.

Right now it’s all quite mild. Yes, a State House or two has been occupied causing laughter to break out in the rest of the country at those childish signs and all that chanting…but don’t laugh. We are right at the beginning of our second civil war, too soon for most to see the Tsunami headed straight at us, gleefully unerring and mindlessly destructive.

‘The best laid schemes o’mice and men
Gang aft a-gley.’ Robbie Burns (1759-1796)
MORE IN THE NEXT EDITION
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Yes, yes. It’s time we expressed our thanks to all those Feminarchists out there who work tireless to kill off the last remaining outposts of masculinity still stubbornly clinging to their brass out there.

All across the fruited plains of America, the refulgent trees, laden with ripe fruit are releasing their sour apples, their worm-eaten  cherries, their green peaches, and their spaghetti (al dente) with seasonal abandon.

The harvest of feminist fruit brings a tear to the eye. At long last, the American Patriarchy is no longer fruiting the plains with confident little boys who would have grown to be strong-shouldered and level-eyed and who naturally, want to emulate their fathers.

Little boys still want to pursue masculine activities but, just in time, they have had their wise, feminist teachers step in quickly between these natural boys and their natural boyhood to produce neutered little shits who are at best confused about their masculinity and at worst begin to take on feminine traits to please the new mistresses of the American Feminarchy.

Ahhh, what a brave new world we are privileged to live in! No more irritating little rambunctious boys with their irritating, boundless energy and cacophonous outbursts of unguarded laughter and shrieking play…the kind of play that always brought a smile to those simpleton male chauvinists looking on and coaching, shouting encouragement and enjoying this display of  young  masculinity far too much.

Does everyone forget what little boys can  turn into without correction? It’s a good thing the Feminarchists are there to re-direct little boys into pussy pretenders…otherwise we’d be stuck with all these testicle dragging men out there.

“All this unbridled man stuff just had to be stopped,” said Catherine Odeurs of the Chicago chapter of The New Feminarchists.

In their place we have mothers who have, at long last, ejected the father from the house (thanks to the ever-present, wise, punditry of day-time TV) and raised their sons to be good little fem-boys who prefer dolls and stories of dreamy love and fairytale relationships to stories of derring-do and high adventure…that their natural masculinity is naturally curious about…and, therefore, have to be stamped out. Thank goodness for the Feminarchy.

Yes, it’s a new world isn’t it? Just because the old-fashioned, pathetically out-of-fashion,  male patriarchy:

*founded the colonies, and faced daunting hardships like starvation, disease and the constant ache of pining for the mother country,

*founded the institutions that gave weight and legitimacy to the fledgling settlements hewed  out of a stubborn and unforgiving wilderness,

*drove the westward expansion, through dust and heat and drought and hardship,

*fought and won the war for independence, against incredibly high odds, with only stark heroism and the spark of a dream in their starving bellies, as their only allies,

*framed the priceless constitution,

*defended the country from enemies, within and without,

*invented almost everything that’s ever been invented…

… AND CREATED AMERICA!!!!!!

Just because the old fashioned Patriarchy accomplished all these heroic accomplishments, does not mean that the emerging Feminarchy can’t do a better job.

We don’t need PROOF that the new Feminarchy can do a better job than those old masculine Neanderthals. The wise people among us just know it. After all, don’t all the opinion pieces in the New York Times et al, know what’s best for us, for women, for testicles?

Doesn’t New York tell the whole country that they’re smarter than the rest of us?

Well, of course they are!!!

Just ask them.

They call the America between NYC and LA, Dumbf*ckistan. We’re all so stupidly masculine out here that we actually like hunting, fishing, hiking, falling asleep under the stars, going to Sunday Services and believing in God.

HOW do you get anymore stupid than that? We actually love Jesus, love the Bible (that we ‘cling’ to), help our neighbors, give generously to charities and will defend our country in a blink if it’s threatened.

Don’t you see how out of date that is? We should be telling the world that everything is our fault. We should be grovelling for forgiveness. We should be kissing the world’s ass.

America’s patriarchy has caused all these problems. But wait! What is it that I see riding out of the sunrise of a new day?

It’s…it’s…YES!…It’s the Feminarchy riding toward us smiting with their righteous swords  every last vestige of that shameful masculinity that is just sooooo yesterday.

Here they come to save the day.

I mean, didn’t you know?

Silly, silly boy.