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  • May 22, 2013

Realism News Alert!

Stinger Zingers

Stinger Zingers The world is full of A-holes. Everybody has one...well, except for the 'tea … Read More →

Inaugural Declaration

Feminism is bad for AmericaWhen, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to sever the ties that bind good and well-hung  men to the authority of the vast American Feminopoly by creating, publishing and expressing loyalty to THE POST AND BUGLE.

We are a blog that seeks to restore  America's masculinity and put the brass back in a man's package.

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

  • *that all men have an unalienable right to be manly,

  • *that they are endowed by their Creator,

  • *that men have the right of revolution against the overwhelming forces of the American Feminopoly which has refused the most wholesome and necessary practices for the masculine good in the name of pretended offenses.
PLEASE READ MISSION STATEMENT BEFORE ENTERING the many fun and funny posts that make up the P&B. This whole blog is dedicated to making you feel good about being a man.

In Praise of Men

Please enjoy our humorous masculine blog that deals with all things male (and all things masculine) (not intended to be read by women . . . please respect our desire for privacy.)

Thank you! —Dr. Heath Cliffe

New Words to be learned in The Fight To Save American Masculinity

The MATRICULATED American woman

The MATRICULATED American woman If you're lucky, no, really, really lucky, then your girlfriend is … Read More →

The Voyeurettes

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The Voyeurettes We at the Post and Bugle has been dealing with an ongoing problem, no, an attack really, … Read More →

New Word (expression): Mammary Fever

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New Word (expression): Mammary Fever Just why are we so stupefied by women's breasts? Men in the … Read More →

The Institute for Feminist Studies

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The Institute for Feminist Studies The latest research from the IFS ( Institute for Feminist Studies) … Read More →

Mission Statement

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Mission Statement

To Help Men Take Back the Self Respect Of Being Masculine The feminization of American men is at full throttle. Testicles are under attack like never before in human history. Those healthy twins that you dutifully carry around all day long, with tender loving care and carefulness, are despised in this perilous night of political correctness. Masculinity is just so yesterday. Didn’t you know? Drop the macho shit, buddy. The new male cries at beautiful sunsets. He weeps at gay weddings. And, the hardest challenge of all, he is expected to respect the girls on The View, when all he wants to do is pray they don’t take their clothes off. DO YOU FEEL LIKE A … Read More →

Welcome to the Post and Bugle

Satirical Commentary for Men

(Due to dangerously sharp satire and a shameless bias of realism over idealism, reader discretion is advised.)

Slathering your screen with satirical commentary on our present age, replete with heart-warming absurdities, we hope to bolster the abilities of American men to wipe away like a sticky film the bombardment of anti-masculine sentiment to which they are subjected. Stimulate your humor muscle and prepare for an explosive tour de nudge. Prepare for the mischievous, tongue-in-cheek, but scientifically oriented observations of Dr. Cliffe on contemporary American society, but with feminist batteries not included. Alphainventions

Latest From the Post and Bugle

The Hybridization of America…continued

  And it doesn’t take much of a genetic difference to give one species a big survival advantage over another. There is less than 1% … Read More →

Relationship advice

Relationship advice To Mr. Tom Wilburs, I don't know whether you can help me here or not. I mean you're not a pretty girl but I … Read More →

(Continued from last week) The Gift of Hybridization to America

Let’s just say the N.B.A. instituted a policy of affirmative action. Teams would be forced to hire more white players, who can’t and … Read More →

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About the ‘Bugle

REMEMBER: While this post has an underlying serious theme, it is written tongue-in-cheek and contains a large helping of sharp satire on the absurdities of our times. It is meant to be taken with 'a grain of salt', but just one grain. But above all, this post will linger in your thoughts, perhaps unwelcome at first, and will change the way you look at our world.

A WORD ABOUT OUR FOUNDER, DR. HEATH CLIFFE.

by Rockland(Rock) Bottoms, NYC

The last time I saw Heath, almost a year ago now, my friend and I were in Guilin, staying at the Waterfalls Hotel, when I spotted him grandly striding through the densely packed lobby . . .

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Editorial

(Continued from last week) The Gift of Hybridization to America

Let’s just say the N.B.A. instituted a policy of affirmative action. Teams would be forced to hire more white players, who can’t and never could jump, thereby excluding more … Read More →

Relationship Advice

Relationship advice

Relationship advice To Mr. Tom Wilburs, I don't know whether you can help me here or not. I mean you're not a pretty girl but I ain't beaver huntin' here and I'm sure you … Read More →

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